So, in the middle of class today,

Me: Can I go to the bathroom and open the Chamber of Secrets?
Teacher: I dunno, if you go to the Chamber of Secrets, you might not come back.
Me: It's cool, I'll just slay the basilisk.
Teacher: You might come back with a hole in your arm or something. That's a safety issue.
Me: No, dude, i got this. I can do it.
Me: No, but seriously, can I?
Teacher: Yeah, go ahead.
Classmate: Tell Tom I said hey!
Lmfao. then when I walked back in the room:
Me: THE BASILISK HAS BEEN SLAINNNNNNNNN!