I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
(Source: shekillswithkissesxo)
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
(Source: shekillswithkissesxo)
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

(Source: the-fine-ass-reaper)
(Source: angryblackman)
cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend
- dr phil
- dr phil
- dr phil
- dr phil
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
I FUCKING LOVE THE HEAD ROLL IN THE 2ND GIF. HE’S LIKE ‘EXCUSE ME BITCH. DID I PERMIT YOU TO SPEAK’
(Source: plisskens)
ive never laughed harder at a video that’s one second long
I FOUND IT
LOL THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST
(Source: mynamekyle)
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
(Source: renlysmargaery)
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
oh